Sure Is Tiny

I am going to share my small penis dilemma with you. My biggest problem is my lack of sexual experience. How much experience do I have? Not much.

You would be surprised and probably laugh at the number of different women I have had. Here is a hint. It is more than 5, less than 7 and it rhymes with licks, which is what I am pretty good at doing down at the Y.

So, of those all but one was a one time bang and done. Which means a grand total of 5 times having sex not counting the the one that was tapped more than once. Not much experience huh?

So I now have a celibate streak going on now for over 1600 days. Yep, you heard right.
It has now been over 1600 days since I last had sex. Let's take a quick look at just how long that really is.
1600 days = 4.38 Years = 53.3 Months = 228 Weeks = 38,304 Hours = 2,298,240 Minutes = 137,894,400 Seconds. That is One Hundred Thirty Seven Million Eight Hundred Ninety Four Thousand Four Hundred Seconds since I last had any pussy. DAMN.

Anyway, here is the reason for it and the result because of the lack of sex:

And below is what it looks like now.

Here is one of it now just a little excited but not quite hard.

And here is one now when it is rock hard.

Kinda tiny huh? That's as big as it gets too, lol.

There will be a new video up soon for the ladies amusement. But for now you can laugh at the one video below of me and my homemade girlfriend spending time together.

Here Is A Must See Video For The Females Amusement.

Got To Give The Ladies Something To Laugh At, Right?

Laugh Time For The Females

Okay Ladies,
Here you go!

Now isn't that a little dick?

I guess you can tell why I never get any pussy huh?

I will have more pics up soon.

Very Small And Celibate As Well

Yes, it is true. I have a tiny little small dick that has not been inside a female in quite some time now. If you are curious as to just how small it really is you can satisfy that curiosity by going to my Facebook Page and message me stating you would like the password and that's all there is to it. Adults only you know!

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