Sure Is Tiny

I am going to share my small penis dilemma with you. My biggest problem is my lack of sexual experience. How much experience do I have? Not much.

You would be surprised and probably laugh at the number of different women I have had. Here is a hint. It is more than 5, less than 7 and it rhymes with licks, which is what I am pretty good at doing down at the Y.

So, of those all but one was a one time bang and done. Which means a grand total of 5 times having sex not counting the the one that was tapped more than once. Not much experience huh?

So I now have a celibate streak going on now for over 1600 days. Yep, you heard right.
It has now been over 1600 days since I last had sex. Let's take a quick look at just how long that really is.
1600 days = 4.38 Years = 53.3 Months = 228 Weeks = 38,304 Hours = 2,298,240 Minutes = 137,894,400 Seconds. That is One Hundred Thirty Seven Million Eight Hundred Ninety Four Thousand Four Hundred Seconds since I last had any pussy. DAMN.

Anyway, here is the reason for it and the result because of the lack of sex:

And below is what it looks like now.

Here is one of it now just a little excited but not quite hard.

And here is one now when it is rock hard.

Kinda tiny huh? That's as big as it gets too, lol.

There will be a new video up soon for the ladies amusement. But for now you can laugh at the one video below of me and my homemade girlfriend spending time together.

Here Is A Must See Video For The Females Amusement.

Got To Give The Ladies Something To Laugh At, Right?