Shooting To Beat My Own Record

So my record for number of days without any pussy stands at 2,490 days and my current pussy-free streak stands at 2,102 days. That's a difference of 388 days to tie my record and 389 days to break the old record. I'm going for it. That's a little over a year. To be exact it's a year and 25 days more without any pussy. But it's already been over 5 years since I had any so what's 389 more days without any?

What's going to be great about breaking my record is every day from that point forward will be setting a new record. Come on 389, I am so ready to keep pushing that record further out of reach.

Pussy-Free And Proud!!